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Wow I feel so low

— 1 hour ago

Help I’m trapped by a memory

— 2 hours ago with 4 notes
andro-saurus:

rngnightmares:

THE CAT RETURNED THE KISS
THE CAT RETURNED THE KISS
OH MY GOD

best gif on the internet

andro-saurus:

rngnightmares:

THE CAT RETURNED THE KISS

THE CAT RETURNED THE KISS

OH MY GOD

best gif on the internet

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— 7 hours ago with 1137691 notes

drarna:

before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that

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— 7 hours ago with 392651 notes

elizabitchtaylor:

I’m such a nice girl, I’m so sick of being fuckzoned!!!!!!!

What’s the fuckzone you ask? it’s this zone that guys put you in where they only want to fuck you; they don’t want to have a friendship with you and they aren’t satisfied with emotional commitment, they just want sex!!!!!

I’m a nice girl!!!! Stop putting me in the fuckzone!!!!!!!

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— 7 hours ago with 115584 notes

jamehetfields:

jamehetfields:

i texted one of my friends the entirety of bohemian rhapsody

i sent 96 texts

she won’t talk to me anymore

remember when

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— 7 hours ago with 925 notes

so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg

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— 8 hours ago with 450597 notes

something wicked this way comes

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— 8 hours ago with 20932 notes